A blog detailing the travails of the Imagination of Blagovia, a small country in the 18th Century Balkans, as it strives to overcome its hated arch nemesis the Banat of Tôtûn-Bey, vassal of the Sublime Porte, and the machinations of its greedy neighbour Leutonia -an erstwhile ally against the Turks, enemy of Blagovia's ally Nabburg, and a fellow client state of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
Finally, I have gotten around to posting some finished
units. These are painted in the colours of the Blagovian 1st
Infantry Regiment (1-ви пехотен полк), 1st Battalion which,
coincidentally, happen to be the same as the Royal Hungarian IR. 52
Not my best work, but I am happy with
the results. They are certainly fine enough for the table top! The only thing
that I will do before pressing them into service will be to add some flock to
the base, and a flag for the Command Stand. Not too thrilled with how the eyes turned out on the grenadiers. I was going to paint the eyes for all of the miniatures, but having had second thoughts after seeing the grenadiers I think that I will stay with just a suggestion of eyes. Besides, I really don't think that they are that noticeable at 3+ feet.
I am currently working on finishing
the 2nd Battalion, and the commander of the regiment – the ruthless Colonel
Peperkov. I am not sure whether to paint his uniform in the same colours as the
regiment, or to give him a more individual look. Perhaps a nice lavender
coloured coat might soothe his choler?
1st Battalion, with attached Grenadier Company.
The Command Stand, with the cranky Major Miskov and his ever-ready stick.
This weekend while I was looking through some of my old university
texts, I found a wonderful treasure –an old NATO map of Nabburg and its surrounding area.
Carefully folded, and tucked into the front cover of A
History of Russia, by Nicholas V. Riasanovsky it lay forgotten for
eighteen years. What is so wonderful about this you may ask? Well, on its own
nothing, but in the context of Imaginations many things.
In the winter of 1999 I was an optimistic graduate student, a few
years out of the military and in full academic mode, busily working on my
thesis, and living a semi-reclusive life. What little free time I had in
between research and TA'ing (is this a word?) was spent with either my then
girlfriend, or the group of miscreants that I socialised with at the Graduate
Student's Pub. At the pub, in addition to downing pints and smoking too many
cigarettes, there was Nabburg. Although a real town in Bavaria, Nabburg became a Duchy for myself
and two of my university friends. Carefully unfolding the map, we spent hours,
over pints, detailing the lives of its many inhabitants, and telling each other
stories that were made up on the spot. What was at first an "intellectual
exercise" quickly degenerated into a cross between Baron Munchausen (yes
he has a house in Nabburg) and Monty Python, with a lot of Blackadder thrown in as well. There was the Cabbage War of 1739
when Nabburg's neighbour, the Kingdom
of Leutonia, led by King
Schmenge himself, invaded the Duchy because of the tax imposed on all Nabburger
Cabbages marked for export. As everyone knows, there is nothing that a
Leutonian loves more than cabbage rolls and coffee, and he will do anything to
get them! There was also the Battle of Rattenberg when a group of marauding
Saxons somehow found themselves in Nabburg and proceeded to burn thefirst village they entered, only to be driven
away by a hoard of rats emerging from an abandoned mineshaft nearby that had
drawn in the smoke from the burning buildings. The more absurd the better, and
many a celebrity, or professor, or student found their way into our stories.
Even the great Antonio Salieri (of course as portrayed by F. Murray Abraham in
Amadeus) once thrilled Nabburg society with an impromptu concert when he got
lost on the road to Vienna.
First and foremost there was Prince Heinrich von
Hacker-Pschorr, of the Nabburg Hacker-Pschorrs, a distant and minor cousin
ofthe Habsburgs, a relation ten times
removed to the Stuart kings, a knight of the Order of the Dragon, A Knight of
the Holy Ram, a master of der alte Orden der Steinmetze, and the hereditary ruler of the
Royal Duchy of Nabburg. There was also Konrad Krank, Grand Marshall of the
Ducal Armies, boon companion of Heinrich, lecher and drunkard who once
challenged Maurice de Saxe to a duel, only pass out stone-cold drunk a minute
before the event was to take place. Maurice, being the gentleman that he was,
felt that honour was satisfied when Konrad fell face first into a pile of mud
and pig dung. Nor can we forget Stephan Schimpf, the so-called "Mad Monk
of Mainz," Prince Heinrich's spiritual and scientific advisor, from whose
chambers in the ducal palace strange sounds, and even stranger odours emerge
with alarming frequency. He claims to have discovered how to transmute lead
into gold, but has been ordered by the Almighty not to reveal the secret. There
are whispers that he has a copy of the dreaded Krankenhammer, a book of vile darkness and demonology even more
dangerous than the Necronomicon!
There was also Haji Chan-Chan, the Prince's Blackamoor
valet, interpreter, fixer and general dogsbody. Haji, who spent many years as
an "honest sailor" in the Caribbean and the Americas is a named share
holder of the Ostend Company, but for
some reason cannot show his face in a British or Spanish port, and has vowed
never to "go to sea again effendi." Brother William, a Premonstratensian Monk
(also known as Norbertines), who along with the venerable Brother Ubertino have
been given Ducal Charters to investigate any crimes, and prosecute any
criminals within the borders of Nabburg.
These characters, and many more, were created, or borrowed
from literature, during that winter, and brought to life for a few short
months. Although the creators of Nabburg may have lost touch over the years,
the characters and the Duchy remains.
Having crossed the bridge into land of Imagination
I think I will see about developing Nabburg with an eye towards war gaming.
Back in "Ye Olden Dayz" (as my friend is want to say) all battles
were simply resolved at the pub table with a d6 –I roll high I win, you roll
high you win, we tie, then let's negotiate, or more often a coin toss. I think
I will use a somewhat more sophisticated system. Furthermore, although Blagovia
did not exist back then I will have to have them as an ally of Nabburg, and
possibly a neighbour. Duke Borislav simply has to know Prince Heinrich! Certainly
Leutonia, Nabburg's rival and sometime enemy, will play a prominent role in any
future battles, as may the Turks of Totun-Bey.
Lets see what mischief Prince Heinrich has gotten himself
into after all these years, shall we?
A very busy and long week in the Real World has left precious little time for the Imagi-Nation. This weekend should see me finish the Grenadiers and the basing.
In the meanwhile, here is another article from the June 8th edition of the Nova Iskra.
31 May 1736 Thursday in the evening a disorder
of a very particular nature happened in Belo-street: ’Tis said that several
young gentlemen of distinction having met at a house there, call’d themselves
the Calf’s-Head Club; and about seven o’clock a bonfire being lit up before the
door, just when it was in the height, they brought a calf’s-head to the window
dress’d in a napkin-cap, and after some Huzza’s, and Hurra's, threw it into the fire: The
mob were entertained with strong-beer, and for some time halloo’d as well as
the best; but taking a disgust at some healths which were proposed, grew so
outrageous, that they broke all the windows, forc’d themselves into the house,
and would probably have pull’d it down, had not the Guards been sent for to prevent
further mischief. The damage done within and without the house, is computed at
some hundred lira. The Guards were posted all night in the street, for the
security of the neighbourhood. These same gentlemen are said to be officers of
the 1st Regiment, and did use their rank to have their way. Col. Peperkov
was said to have found great mirth in their actions and has pass'd it off as
youthful enthusiasm.Count Esengorod was
also similarly amus'd at the antics. Who will pay for the damages is not yet
known. Lord Maslovwas overheard to say
that the Duchy will pay for the damages "when Hell doth freeze." One
wonders ifhis response would be the
same should it be his property that was damag'd?
The following article was in the June 1st edition
of Nova Iskra, Blagovia's only newspaper,
whose editor is a constant thorn in his Grace's side. I thought I would present
it for your amusement.
15 May 1736 A female Gypsie trick’d a servant
maid at Starigrad of three lira twelve dinari, by making her believe that she
wou’d have a legacy of ten times that sum before Christmas; and that on the
Wednesday following, under the small-beer tap in the cellar, there wou’d rise
up a brick, under which by digging she wou’d find an iron box full of jewels,
and gold. This the silly girl kept as a secret, till the Gypsie had time to
make her escape. The sudden influx of these miscreants in Blagovia has led to
an heretofore unseen level of crime and dishonesty. His Grace has, for
reasonings unknown, allowed them to thrive and flourish. When His Grace's Minister
of Law was questioned as to why such
criminality was encouraged by His Grace he did strike P. Pishov, the questioner
engaged by the Nova Iskra, with a book and with such violence that blood did
flow freely from his nose for some time. Lord Balaglava, the above mentioned Minister,
also did land such a kick upon Mr Pishov's posterior that he is quite unable to
sit with any comfort or ease. We have, of necessity, gone to the court house to
issue a declaration of harm against the above Minister, and would sue him for
fifty lira in damages and for the needless vexation he did cause. His Grace has
not, as of the publication of this week's journal, issued any statement
reagarding the actions of his minister. We wonder if His Grace did not secretly,
or dare we say, encourage, Lord
Balaglava's actions? A date has not been set for the trial, although Mr Pishov
is scheduled to appear in front of a magistrate in order to present his case.
Huzzah! Some pictures of the troops. I tried using my tablet
this time, and I am a lot happier with the results. In the past I have been
using a cell phone, and the pics were not the best. These ones still a have a
ways to go, but are a vast improvement over last attempt.
What we have here is the 1st Regiment Blagovinski (1-й полк – Благовински).
Although they surprisingly look like the Austrian IR. 52 Bethlen his Grace can assure you all that
the resemblance is purely coincidental.
Of the two battalions that comprise the regiment, three
companies, and two command stands are done. I have decided to go with a 37-figure
regiment –four stands of six, two battalion command stands of six (ensign,
drummer, etc.) and a mounted officer. All that is left to do is base the units,
finish one last stand of six, the mounted officer, and print the flags. Not a
lot of work really. Please let me know what you think.
1st Regiment Blagovinski (1-й полк – Благовински).